I always wondered why democrats hate tax cuts so much.  Well, there's some new evidence that suggests that during times of economic recession, abortion rates increase.  It has been speculated that this relationship may be caused by the economic burden of raising a child.  Since everybody knows tax cuts grow the economy, I always wondered why democrats opposed them.  It seemed strange to me that American politicians, even if they are democrats, should be trying to destroy the economy.  Some said that it was because democrats hated America.  While I have found it to be the case that democrats hate America,  I have also found that democrats are insatiably greedy and libidinous in their consumption.  It would not stand to reason that democrats would oppose economic growth because they are selfish and they benefit from economic growth.  It had to be something else.  
So I thought to myself, "What do democrats hate more than America?"  And myself could only think of one thing:  babies.  Democrats derive some horrible pleasure from infanticide.  Always have, always will.  And the democrats' hatred of babies, when seen in the light of that new evidence relating economic conditions with abortion rates, prove, beyond any shadow of my doubt, that democrats oppose tax cuts because they know it will kill tiny human people.  But you won't hear that on the liberal media.  And I rest my case.