Posted by
geronimo corsi on Saturday, August 30, 2008 7:43:31 PM
A large block of aggrieved republicans who supported historic morman candidate Mitt Romney feel slighted by John McCain's VP choice and are now saying they will either support far left black muslim democrat candidate Barack Noriega Hussein, or constitution party candidate James Baldwin.
"We feel John McCain ran a dishonest and slanderous campaign of lies and halftruths and halflies and occasional truths against Governor Romney," fumed Rick Gooddouche, founder and president of the group Citizens Representing America's Zealous Yowling Against Stupid Silly Hollow Oratory Lacking Elementary Substance, or CRAZYASSHOLES, a collection of republican delegates that remain undecided as to who they will vote for in november's general election.
"And the media was clearly biased against Governor Romney," added Gooddouche. The group, along with an angry coalition of Ron Paul and Rudolph Giuliani supporters plan demonstrations to disrupt the tightly scripted presentation that is normally a hallmark of the republican convention. "We're not saying what we're going to do," Gooddouche added cryptically. "But if I were you, I wouldn't eat the potato salad."